I miss you, Duckie!

It's been over a month since you passed away, and it still hurts! I'm not talking about when you bit my finger the day before you left, I'm talking about my head! When I saw you lying there staring like you saw a ghost, I knew something was wrong because our house wasn't haunted! Your kids Rocky 3 and Rocky 4 were sniffing you like you made a fart, but I know you didn't, but if you did, I wouldn't be standing by your cage, because it stinks!

Anyway, when I saw you wasn't moving, I jumped and hit my head on the ceiling, and called 911, but it didn't work, because I forgot I'm in Germany. My mom then asked me what was wrong, so I told her that you wasn't moving, so she said "Is he dead?", which made me scream, because I was hoping you was just having a hard time going to the toilet.

Your funeral was beautiful! We buried you in a Suzi-Q box, with a Suzi-Q, and some flowers my little sister picked. My mom was also at your funeral, and Alice and Nadia, but my big brother couldn't make it because of his fear of beaver faces, but Alice didn't make any, which was good. My dad was at work at the time, but when he came home he said "Happy trails" and poured you a beer on your grave. Since when do you drink?

I hope you're smiling down at me from up there in heaven, and you're happy. I miss you Duckie!

May 24 - Duckie, I haven't been on YouTube in over 2 months, but I went there to watch the old video I made to cheer myself up and noticed 17,951 people watched it! It makes me feel good, but I still miss you!