Big brother and Nadia got married!

Yesterday my big brother and my best friend Nadia got married, but I wasn't sure if it was gona happen since Nadia had some second thoughts. 15 minutes before they was suppose to get married I all of a sudden heard "Psst-psst," which made me scream, since I thought it was snake, but it was Nadia trying to get my attention, and she did. Nadia then said to me "RC, I'm not sure I can go through with this," so I said "Why? There's no snakes around," which made her laugh for some reason.
She then said to me "Make me laugh again," but I didn't know any jokes, so I jumped up and hit the ceiling, and she laughed, and helped me wipe the plaster off my head.

Nadia's dad then walked her back into a room, and I waved to her as I walked into a wooden Porta John, since I had to go. But when I sat down the seat had no hole, then someone said "What's troubling you son?" so I said "Dad?" He then said "No. What have you done?" so I said "Nothing. I'm getting dressed," he then said "huh?" since he probably couldn't go either, then played a joke one because he locked me in, but it didn't stink, so I was ok.

The wedding then started, so I opened a tiny curtain to watch it through the Porta John's door window, and it was beautiful. After the Preist said you may kiss the bride, my big brother did, and everybody cheered and followed them out of the church. I then felt sad that I couldn't be there to say goodbye before their honeymoon, but all of a sudden the door opened, and it was Nadia. She then took my hand, looked at me, and kissed me on the cheek. We then both walked out of the church where she said bye as we was getting hit with rice, and drove away in my big brothers Opel Kadet.

I'm happy that they're together, but also jealous for some reason. I just hope there's no snakes where they're going, and my big brother loves her as much as I do.

My room finally aired out!

Today I can finally breath in my room, but it took a few days for it to air out after grandma moved out of it 3 days ago. Since grandma has a bad back, I let her sleep in my bed over the weekend until her stuff was moved into her new place near our house. I slept on the couch, but not alone. I brought my hamsters along so they can breath.

It was a long weekend since none of us could run away from grandma when she walked into a room, because that's not nice. So we held our breaths, but couldn't hold it too long, so we breathed before we threw-up! Not one time did grandma go into her temporary comas, which made me so happy that I drew her a picture. When a doctor came over to see how she was doing he said "Your grandma seems to have stop going into comas, that's a good sign," so I said "That's not a sign, I drew her a picture", then he gave me a beaver face.

It's great the movers moved grandma in next door to us, because now we don't have far to go to visit her, and she wont have far to walk to bring us her famous chocolate chip whiskers cookies, but I wont eat them.

Now I know what hiatus means

After looking up the word hiatus online since I thought a blog friend misspelled it, I discovered it's not a wild dog from Africa, so she was right.

I guess my break was an hiatus, but I didn't take it on purpose. My big brother broke my monitor with my head while wrestling. It was a good break (not my monitor) because I got lots of rest after I came home from the hospital.

This weekend we're taking care of grandma since she's gona be staying with us for the weekend until all her stuff is moved to her new place. Originally mom wanted her to move in with us, but my dad said "Hell no, she stinks like shit," which is not true and mean, because she smells more like sweaty armpits, minus the old socks, so she must be washing her clothes.

The weekend after my big brother is getting married to my friend Nadia, and I can finally see her belly! Nadia is now 4 months pregnant, and my big brother said he's not marrying her because of the baby, but Nadia says she is, but I know they really love each other. They have been together for over 2 years now through thick and thin, but when you look at them now it's more like thick and thick, but my brother is still fatter.